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GameSpot’s Vampire Crawlers review is an auto-farm of adjectives

GameSpot’s Vampire Crawlers review is an auto-farm of adjectives

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Anthem a 6.5/10. BioWare gutted itself trying to save it. Then killed it anyway.

IGN gave Anthem a 6.5/10. BioWare gutted itself trying to save it. Then killed it anyway.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IGN gave No Man's Sky an 8/10. It took Hello Games 8 years to make that true.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot gave Red Dead Redemption 2 an 8/10. The Metacritic average was 97.

GameSpot gave Red Dead Redemption 2 an 8/10. The Metacritic average was 97.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot gave Red Dead Redemption 2 an 8/10. The Metacritic average was 97.

GameSpot gave Red Dead Redemption 2 an 8/10. The Metacritic average was 97.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Kotaku called Suicide Squad a 'damn good shooter.' Rocksteady's live service lasted 346 days.

Kotaku called Suicide Squad a 'damn good shooter.' Rocksteady's live service lasted 346 days.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Roger Ebert gave Cop and a Half 3.5/4. Half a star less than Schindler's List.

RogerEbert.com  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot titled their Dragon Age: The Veilguard review 'Return to Form.' EA fired BioWare's writers three months later.

GameSpot titled their Dragon Age: The Veilguard review 'Return to Form.' EA fired BioWare's writers three months later.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Madden NFL 24 a 7/10. Just like Madden 23. And Madden 22. And Madden 21.

IGN gave Madden NFL 24 a 7/10. Just like Madden 23. And Madden 22. And Madden 21.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Variety called Joker: Folie à Deux 'bolder than the original.' Audiences gave it a D CinemaScore.

Variety called Joker: Folie à Deux 'bolder than the original.' Audiences gave it a D CinemaScore.

Variety  ·  2/10  · @snobby_pierre
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Game Informer gave Marvel's Avengers an 8/10. Square Enix sold the studio.

Game Informer gave Marvel's Avengers an 8/10. Square Enix sold the studio.

Game Informer  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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GameSpot called Pokémon Scarlet/Violet 'undercooked' and gave it an 8/10 anyway

GameSpot called Pokémon Scarlet/Violet 'undercooked' and gave it an 8/10 anyway

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Kotaku called Final Fantasy XVI 'the best Final Fantasy in ages.' Square Enix lost $2 billion in market cap.

Kotaku called Final Fantasy XVI 'the best Final Fantasy in ages.' Square Enix lost $2 billion in market cap.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot gave No Man's Sky a 7/10. PlayStation had to rewrite their refund policy because of it.

GameSpot gave No Man's Sky a 7/10. PlayStation had to rewrite their refund policy because of it.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Metal Gear Solid V a 10/10. Konami had fired its director two months earlier.

IGN gave Metal Gear Solid V a 10/10. Konami had fired its director two months earlier.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Pitchfork gave Liz Phair a 0.0. Her previous album got a 9.0 from them.

Pitchfork gave Liz Phair a 0.0. Her previous album got a 9.0 from them.

Pitchfork  ·  1/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot gave The Flash a 6/10. Phil Owen did not mention its star had felony charges pending.

GameSpot gave The Flash a 6/10. Phil Owen did not mention its star had felony charges pending.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Watch Dogs an 8.4/10. The most documented graphical downgrade in gaming history is not mentioned once.

IGN gave Watch Dogs an 8.4/10. The most documented graphical downgrade in gaming history is not mentioned once.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Roger Ebert gave Speed 2: Cruise Control three stars. It won the Razzie for Worst Picture.

RogerEbert.com  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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The Guardian gave Dune: Part Two 5 stars and forgot to review the movie

The Guardian gave Dune: Part Two 5 stars and forgot to review the movie

The Guardian  ·  3/10  · @karenReview
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IGN gave Overwatch a 9.4/10. Blizzard thanked them by deleting the game.

IGN gave Overwatch a 9.4/10. Blizzard thanked them by deleting the game.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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Pitchfork gave Jet's Shine On a 0.0. The 'review' was a video of a chimpanzee.

Pitchfork gave Jet's Shine On a 0.0. The 'review' was a video of a chimpanzee.

Pitchfork  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Kotaku called Concord 'a damn fine shooter.' It was shut down 14 days after launch.

Kotaku called Concord 'a damn fine shooter.' It was shut down 14 days after launch.

Kotaku  ·  1/10  · @drShillDetector
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Polygon gave Bayonetta 2 a 7.5. The Metacritic average was 91.

Polygon gave Bayonetta 2 a 7.5. The Metacritic average was 91.

Polygon  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Polygon gave SimCity 9.5/10. Then 8.0. Then lower. The servers were down the whole time.

Polygon gave SimCity 9.5/10. Then 8.0. Then lower. The servers were down the whole time.

Polygon  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Empire gave Indiana Jones 5 four stars. Disney lost $100 million on it.

Empire gave Indiana Jones 5 four stars. Disney lost $100 million on it.

Empire  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Eurogamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 'Recommended.' Sony pulled it from the PlayStation Store.

Eurogamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 'Recommended.' Sony pulled it from the PlayStation Store.

Eurogamer  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Eurogamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 'Recommended.' Sony pulled it from the PlayStation Store.

Eurogamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 'Recommended.' Sony pulled it from the PlayStation Store.

Eurogamer  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave the Halo TV show a 7/10. Master Chief takes off his helmet in episode 1.

IGN gave the Halo TV show a 7/10. Master Chief takes off his helmet in episode 1.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave the Halo TV show a 7/10. Master Chief takes off his helmet in episode 1.

IGN gave the Halo TV show a 7/10. Master Chief takes off his helmet in episode 1.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Rolling Stone gave Metallica's St. Anger 4/5 stars. The snare drum got a 0.

Rolling Stone gave Metallica's St. Anger 4/5 stars. The snare drum got a 0.

Rolling Stone  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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GamesRadar gave Skull and Bones 3/5. Ubisoft called it a 'AAAA game.' They were not joking.

GamesRadar gave Skull and Bones 3/5. Ubisoft called it a 'AAAA game.' They were not joking.

GamesRadar  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Kotaku Spent 6 Hours Not Getting A Gun In Palworld. The Game Hit 25 Million Players.

Kotaku Spent 6 Hours Not Getting A Gun In Palworld. The Game Hit 25 Million Players.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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PC Gamer gave Marvel's Avengers a 65. Square Enix wrote off $200 million and sold the studio.

PC Gamer gave Marvel's Avengers a 65. Square Enix wrote off $200 million and sold the studio.

PC Gamer  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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Forbes called Madame Web 'a unique addition to the Marvel universe.' Sony shelved the entire Spider-Verse.

Forbes called Madame Web 'a unique addition to the Marvel universe.' Sony shelved the entire Spider-Verse.

Forbes  ·  1/10  · @drShillDetector
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GameSpot gave Battlefield 2042 a 7/10. GameSpot then reported on its 33,000 negative Steam reviews.

GameSpot gave Battlefield 2042 a 7/10. GameSpot then reported on its 33,000 negative Steam reviews.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Halo Infinite an 8. Co-op took eleven months to ship. The DLC never did.

IGN gave Halo Infinite an 8. Co-op took eleven months to ship. The DLC never did.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Gotham Knights a 7. The 'next-gen only' PS5 game runs at 30fps.

IGN gave Gotham Knights a 7. The 'next-gen only' PS5 game runs at 30fps.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Forspoken a 6/10. Square Enix folded the studio.

IGN gave Forspoken a 6/10. Square Enix folded the studio.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Gotham Knights a 7. The 'next-gen only' PS5 game runs at 30fps.

IGN gave Gotham Knights a 7. The 'next-gen only' PS5 game runs at 30fps.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Variety called Cats 'a purr-fectly bizarre experience.' It earned a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes and torched Universal's awards budget.

Variety called Cats 'a purr-fectly bizarre experience.' It earned a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes and torched Universal's awards budget.

Variety  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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GameSpot gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 7/10 on PC. Sony pulled it from the PS Store 48 hours later.

GameSpot gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 7/10 on PC. Sony pulled it from the PS Store 48 hours later.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Kotaku recommended Starfield. Bethesda's concurrent players dropped 75% in six weeks.

Kotaku recommended Starfield. Bethesda's concurrent players dropped 75% in six weeks.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Rolling Stone gave Chinese Democracy 4/5 stars. Axl Rose took 17 years to make it.

Rolling Stone gave Chinese Democracy 4/5 stars. Axl Rose took 17 years to make it.

Rolling Stone  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Diablo Immortal a 7. It costs $110,000 to max your character.

IGN gave Diablo Immortal a 7. It costs $110,000 to max your character.

IGN  ·  1/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Overwatch 2 an 8/10. Blizzard deleted the game you already paid $40 for to make it happen.

IGN gave Overwatch 2 an 8/10. Blizzard deleted the game you already paid $40 for to make it happen.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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The New York Times gave Guy Fieri's restaurant zero stars. The review became more famous than the restaurant.

The New York Times gave Guy Fieri's restaurant zero stars. The review became more famous than the restaurant.

The New York Times  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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GameSpot gave Concord a 7/10. Sony pulled the servers 12 days later.

GameSpot gave Concord a 7/10. Sony pulled the servers 12 days later.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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GameSpot gave Concord a 7/10. Sony pulled the servers 12 days later.

GameSpot gave Concord a 7/10. Sony pulled the servers 12 days later.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a 7.7. BioWare Montreal was dissolved four months later.

IGN gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a 7.7. BioWare Montreal was dissolved four months later.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a 7.7. BioWare Montreal was dissolved four months later.

IGN gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a 7.7. BioWare Montreal was dissolved four months later.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League a 5. Rocksteady's Arkham trilogy averaged 9.3.

IGN gave Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League a 5. Rocksteady's Arkham trilogy averaged 9.3.

IGN  ·  4/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Pokémon Sword and Shield a 9.3. Fans had been building their teams since 2013.

IGN gave Pokémon Sword and Shield a 9.3. Fans had been building their teams since 2013.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Polygon gave Mass Effect Andromeda a 7.5. BioWare Montreal was dissolved three months later.

Polygon gave Mass Effect Andromeda a 7.5. BioWare Montreal was dissolved three months later.

Polygon  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Polygon gave Mass Effect Andromeda a 7.5. BioWare Montreal was dissolved three months later.

Polygon gave Mass Effect Andromeda a 7.5. BioWare Montreal was dissolved three months later.

Polygon  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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The Verge called Apple Vision Pro 'a remarkable achievement.' Apple slashed production within months.

The Verge called Apple Vision Pro 'a remarkable achievement.' Apple slashed production within months.

The Verge  ·  3/10  · @karenReview
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IGN gave Anthem a 6.8. The game shut down. The studio almost followed.

IGN gave Anthem a 6.8. The game shut down. The studio almost followed.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Redfall a 6/10. Microsoft shut down Arkane Austin 12 months later.

IGN gave Redfall a 6/10. Microsoft shut down Arkane Austin 12 months later.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Polygon gave No Man's Sky an 8. Sean Murray went into hiding for months.

Polygon gave No Man's Sky an 8. Sean Murray went into hiding for months.

Polygon  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot called Aquaman 2 'A Better Ending Than The DCEU Deserves' and gave it 8/10.

GameSpot called Aquaman 2 'A Better Ending Than The DCEU Deserves' and gave it 8/10.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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GameSpot called Aquaman 2 'A Better Ending Than The DCEU Deserves' and gave it 8/10.

GameSpot called Aquaman 2 'A Better Ending Than The DCEU Deserves' and gave it 8/10.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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GameSpot scored Halo Infinite's campaign 9/10. Co-op wouldn't ship for another 8 months.

GameSpot scored Halo Infinite's campaign 9/10. Co-op wouldn't ship for another 8 months.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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The Hollywood Reporter called The Flash a 'crowd-pleaser.' WB buried it 90 days later.

The Hollywood Reporter called The Flash a 'crowd-pleaser.' WB buried it 90 days later.

The Hollywood Reporter  ·  1/10  · @drShillDetector
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Kotaku 'Liked' Forspoken. Square Enix dissolved the developer four months later.

Kotaku 'Liked' Forspoken. Square Enix dissolved the developer four months later.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Polygon gave Doom (2016) an 8.5 and also published 30 minutes of footage proving they couldn't play it

Polygon gave Doom (2016) an 8.5 and also published 30 minutes of footage proving they couldn't play it

Polygon  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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Engadget gave the Galaxy Note 7 a 91/100. Three weeks later it was banned from airplanes.

Engadget gave the Galaxy Note 7 a 91/100. Three weeks later it was banned from airplanes.

Engadget  ·  1/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot gave The Marvels a 7/10. It became the biggest MCU flop of all time.

GameSpot gave The Marvels a 7/10. It became the biggest MCU flop of all time.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Immortals of Aveum an 8/10. The studio laid off 45% of its staff 23 days later.

IGN gave Immortals of Aveum an 8/10. The studio laid off 45% of its staff 23 days later.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Pokemon Omega Ruby a 7.8. The deduction was for 'too much water.'

IGN gave Pokemon Omega Ruby a 7.8. The deduction was for 'too much water.'

IGN  ·  1/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot gave Kane & Lynch a 6/10. Then they edited the review. Then they fired the reviewer.

GameSpot gave Kane & Lynch a 6/10. Then they edited the review. Then they fired the reviewer.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Kotaku Published A 'Not A Review' Of Hogwarts Legacy. Their Own URL Has 'Review' In It.

Kotaku Published A 'Not A Review' Of Hogwarts Legacy. Their Own URL Has 'Review' In It.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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The Guardian gave Madame Web 3 stars. Sony's web caught another critic.

The Guardian gave Madame Web 3 stars. Sony's web caught another critic.

The Guardian  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Pitchfork gave Liz Phair's album a 0.0. The lead single went top 40.

Pitchfork gave Liz Phair's album a 0.0. The lead single went top 40.

Pitchfork  ·  1/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Roger Ebert gave Speed 2 three stars. The Razzies gave it Worst Sequel.

RogerEbert.com  ·  1/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Dragon Age: The Veilguard a 9. EA fired the studio.

IGN gave Dragon Age: The Veilguard a 9. EA fired the studio.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Pitchfork gave Greta Van Fleet a 1.6. The decimal point is doing more work than the band.

Pitchfork gave Greta Van Fleet a 1.6. The decimal point is doing more work than the band.

Pitchfork  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Star Wars Outlaws a 7. Ubisoft's stock cratered 20% the next month.

IGN gave Star Wars Outlaws a 7. Ubisoft's stock cratered 20% the next month.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Polygon gave Persona 5 a 7.5. Metacritic average is 93. The math ain't mathing.

Polygon gave Persona 5 a 7.5. Metacritic average is 93. The math ain't mathing.

Polygon  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Edge gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9/10 before anyone could play it on console.

Edge gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9/10 before anyone could play it on console.

GamesRadar  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Skull and Bones a 6. Ubisoft called it a 'AAAA' game.

IGN gave Skull and Bones a 6. Ubisoft called it a 'AAAA' game.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Empire gave Indiana Jones 5 three stars. Disney lost $100 million.

Empire gave Indiana Jones 5 three stars. Disney lost $100 million.

Empire  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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GameInformer gave Starfield 9.25/10. GameStop owned the magazine. Now it's dead.

GameInformer gave Starfield 9.25/10. GameStop owned the magazine. Now it's dead.

GameInformer  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Pitchfork 'reviewed' Jet's album with a monkey peeing in its own mouth. Zero words. They got paid.

Pitchfork 'reviewed' Jet's album with a monkey peeing in its own mouth. Zero words. They got paid.

Pitchfork  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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The Guardian gave Tears of the Kingdom 5 stars. They gave Breath of the Wild 5 stars. It's the same map.

The Guardian gave Tears of the Kingdom 5 stars. They gave Breath of the Wild 5 stars. It's the same map.

The Guardian  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Diablo IV a 9. It took Blizzard a year to earn it.

IGN gave Diablo IV a 9. It took Blizzard a year to earn it.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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Kotaku 'Liked' Pokemon Scarlet/Violet. At 15 FPS, the math ain't mathing.

Kotaku 'Liked' Pokemon Scarlet/Violet. At 15 FPS, the math ain't mathing.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Kotaku 'Liked' Anthem. BioWare liked it so much they killed it.

Kotaku 'Liked' Anthem. BioWare liked it so much they killed it.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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Polygon reviewed Hogwarts Legacy but forgot to review the game.

Polygon reviewed Hogwarts Legacy but forgot to review the game.

Polygon  ·  2/10  · @snobby_pierre
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IGN gave Starfield a 7. That's literally their average score.

IGN gave Starfield a 7. That's literally their average score.

IGN  ·  5/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot gave Days Gone a 5/10. It sold 9 million copies.

GameSpot gave Days Gone a 5/10. It sold 9 million copies.

GameSpot  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IGN gave Battlefield 2042 a 7. The player count dropped 90% in three months.

IGN gave Battlefield 2042 a 7. The player count dropped 90% in three months.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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IGN gave Evolve a 9. It evolved into a free-to-play game, then evolved into nothing.

IGN gave Evolve a 9. It evolved into a free-to-play game, then evolved into nothing.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave God Hand a 3/10. The user score is 8.3. That's not a gap, that's a canyon.

IGN gave God Hand a 3/10. The user score is 8.3. That's not a gap, that's a canyon.

IGN  ·  1/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Marvel's Avengers a 7. Square Enix shut it down and wrote off the entire project.

IGN gave Marvel's Avengers a 7. Square Enix shut it down and wrote off the entire project.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave The Last of Us Part II a 10. The user score is 5.7.

IGN gave The Last of Us Part II a 10. The user score is 5.7.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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GameSpot gave Madame Web a 6/10. The math ain't mathing.

GameSpot gave Madame Web a 6/10. The math ain't mathing.

GameSpot  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9. Sony gave it a refund.

IGN gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9. Sony gave it a refund.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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IGN gave Concord a 7. It was dead in 14 days.

IGN gave Concord a 7. It was dead in 14 days.

IGN  ·  1/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Death Stranding a 6.8. The decimal point was doing heavy lifting.

IGN gave Death Stranding a 6.8. The decimal point was doing heavy lifting.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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Kotaku reviewed 2024's highest-rated user game without giving it a score.

Kotaku reviewed 2024's highest-rated user game without giving it a score.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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Kotaku 'Liked' Star Wars Outlaws. 834 Steam players on launch day had other plans.

Kotaku 'Liked' Star Wars Outlaws. 834 Steam players on launch day had other plans.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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Polygon docked Bayonetta 2 points because the protagonist was too sexy.

Polygon docked Bayonetta 2 points because the protagonist was too sexy.

Polygon  ·  2/10  · @snobby_pierre
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IGN gave Alien: Isolation a 5.9 because the horror game was too scary

IGN gave Alien: Isolation a 5.9 because the horror game was too scary

IGN  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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Kotaku called the best-selling game of 2024 'forgettable.' 20 million buyers disagree.

Kotaku called the best-selling game of 2024 'forgettable.' 20 million buyers disagree.

Kotaku  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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105
GameSpot's Borderlands review is somehow more forgettable than the movie

GameSpot's Borderlands review is somehow more forgettable than the movie

GameSpot  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in.

IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in.

IGN  ·  1/10  · @snobby_pierre
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IGN gave Suicide Squad a 5 and every negative came with a 'but'

IGN gave Suicide Squad a 5 and every negative came with a 'but'

IGN  ·  4/10  · @5outOf7
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108
Kirkus recommended Fourth Wing while listing zero things it does well

Kirkus recommended Fourth Wing while listing zero things it does well

Kirkus Reviews  ·  7/10  · @bitter_cliff
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109
'Marathon fucking rules' is not a review, Kotaku. It's a bumper sticker.

'Marathon fucking rules' is not a review, Kotaku. It's a bumper sticker.

Kotaku  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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110
Screen Rant credited the director for the cinematography. Different job, Screen Rant.

Screen Rant credited the director for the cinematography. Different job, Screen Rant.

Screen Rant  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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16 Stephen King books, 16 starred reviews. Kirkus hasn't blinked since 2010.

16 Stephen King books, 16 starred reviews. Kirkus hasn't blinked since 2010.

Kirkus Reviews  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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112
The internet mocked this 85-year-old's Olive Garden review. Bourdain didn't.

The internet mocked this 85-year-old's Olive Garden review. Bourdain didn't.

Grand Forks Herald  ·  8/10  · @bitter_cliff
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113
MKBHD called it the worst product he ever reviewed. The company cried.

MKBHD called it the worst product he ever reviewed. The company cried.

MKBHD  ·  8/10  · @karenReview
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114
GameSpot gave The Acolyte an 8. It was cancelled after one season.

GameSpot gave The Acolyte an 8. It was cancelled after one season.

GameSpot  ·  1/10  · @drShillDetector
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115
IGN reviewed a different Dragon's Dogma 2 than the one you bought

IGN reviewed a different Dragon's Dogma 2 than the one you bought

IGN  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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116
Kotaku is mad that Resident Evil feels like Resident Evil. In 2026.

Kotaku is mad that Resident Evil feels like Resident Evil. In 2026.

Kotaku  ·  6/10  · @karenReview
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117
The Verge gave a 7/10 to a $3,500 headset most buyers returned

The Verge gave a 7/10 to a $3,500 headset most buyers returned

The Verge  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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118
11 negative sentences, 1 positive sentence, and Pitchfork gave it a 6.0

11 negative sentences, 1 positive sentence, and Pitchfork gave it a 6.0

Pitchfork  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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119
Empire listed 3 flaws and gave Dune Part Two a 5/5 anyway

Empire listed 3 flaws and gave Dune Part Two a 5/5 anyway

Empire Magazine  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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120
GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue.

GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue.

GameSpot  ·  5/10  · @snobby_pierre
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121
Kotaku published a full review of a game they couldn't finish. Literally.

Kotaku published a full review of a game they couldn't finish. Literally.

Kotaku  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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122
Eater's Best Restaurants list never mentions prices. Not once. Ever.

Eater's Best Restaurants list never mentions prices. Not once. Ever.

Eater  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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123
Kotaku's Nioh 3 review argues with itself for 1,500 words. Both sides lose.

Kotaku's Nioh 3 review argues with itself for 1,500 words. Both sides lose.

Kotaku  ·  5/10  · @5outOf7
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124
IGN reviewed 1,100 episodes of source material without watching any of it

IGN reviewed 1,100 episodes of source material without watching any of it

IGN  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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125
A 58-year-old man reviewed Sabrina Carpenter for Rolling Stone and it shows

A 58-year-old man reviewed Sabrina Carpenter for Rolling Stone and it shows

Rolling Stone  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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126
Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it.

Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it.

Kotaku  ·  4/10  · @snobby_pierre
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127
Empire's George Miller scores average 4.7/5. He could film paint drying.

Empire's George Miller scores average 4.7/5. He could film paint drying.

Empire  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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128
The NYT gave 4 stars to a restaurant 99.7% of readers can't afford

The NYT gave 4 stars to a restaurant 99.7% of readers can't afford

The New York Times  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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129
Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change.

Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change.

Pitchfork  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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130
The Verge wrote 'we don't know why you'd buy this' and gave it a 7

The Verge wrote 'we don't know why you'd buy this' and gave it a 7

The Verge  ·  4/10  · @karenReview
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131
IGN wrote 2,000 words about BG3 without a single negative sentence

IGN wrote 2,000 words about BG3 without a single negative sentence

IGN  ·  6/10  · @5outOf7
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132
Consumer Reports tested your mattress with a robot. Not a person. A robot.

Consumer Reports tested your mattress with a robot. Not a person. A robot.

Consumer Reports  ·  3/10  · @karenReview
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133
A 12% Rotten Tomatoes film got a 'Mixed' from THR. Follow the ad money.

A 12% Rotten Tomatoes film got a 'Mixed' from THR. Follow the ad money.

The Hollywood Reporter  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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134
We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook

We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook

Variety  ·  8/10  · @snobby_pierre
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135
IGN and Pokemon: from 'too much water' to whatever this is

IGN and Pokemon: from 'too much water' to whatever this is

IGN  ·  3/10  · @karenReview
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136
CNET forgot to review the actual phone and had to publish a second article

CNET forgot to review the actual phone and had to publish a second article

CNET  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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137
Spider-Man 2 added a second Spider-Man and IGN added two more points

Spider-Man 2 added a second Spider-Man and IGN added two more points

IGN  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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138
Autechre spent 30 years being 'too weird.' They made a quiet album. RA punished them.

Autechre spent 30 years being 'too weird.' They made a quiet album. RA punished them.

Resident Advisor  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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139
Rolling Stone reviewed Tyler's real estate. The album was mentioned briefly.

Rolling Stone reviewed Tyler's real estate. The album was mentioned briefly.

Rolling Stone  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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140
Wired gave a broken $199 gadget a 4/10 because the case is orange

Wired gave a broken $199 gadget a 4/10 because the case is orange

Wired  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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141
Eurogamer's thesis: 'It's basically BOTW again.' The score: perfect.

Eurogamer's thesis: 'It's basically BOTW again.' The score: perfect.

Eurogamer  ·  4/10  · @5outOf7
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142
IGN said 'charming' 3 times and 'framerate' once. The game ran at 20fps.

IGN said 'charming' 3 times and 'framerate' once. The game ran at 20fps.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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143
Empire's reviewer clearly watched The Substance through her fingers

Empire's reviewer clearly watched The Substance through her fingers

Empire  ·  5/10  · @bitter_cliff
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144
IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements

IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements

IGN  ·  4/10  · @snobby_pierre
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145
IGN's SF6 review has 1 paragraph on fighting and 11 on avatar customization

IGN's SF6 review has 1 paragraph on fighting and 11 on avatar customization

IGN  ·  1/10  · @bitter_cliff
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146
The NYT called American Dirt a 'Homeric epic.' Two weeks later, everyone disagreed.

The NYT called American Dirt a 'Homeric epic.' Two weeks later, everyone disagreed.

The New York Times  ·  2/10  · @5outOf7
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147
120 critics, 47 perfect 10s, and a standard deviation that screams herd

120 critics, 47 perfect 10s, and a standard deviation that screams herd

OpenCritic  ·  4/10  · @5outOf7
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148
IGN buried the MK1 microtransactions in the second-to-last paragraph

IGN buried the MK1 microtransactions in the second-to-last paragraph

IGN  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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149
Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review.

Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review.

Variety  ·  5/10  · @snobby_pierre
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150
600,000 ratings, 4.38 stars, and 23% of reviews say 'nothing new'

600,000 ratings, 4.38 stars, and 23% of reviews say 'nothing new'

Goodreads  ·  5/10  · @5outOf7
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151
The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012

The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012

IGN  ·  2/10  · @snobby_pierre
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152
Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave.

Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave.

RogerEbert.com  ·  3/10  · @snobby_pierre
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153
Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap.

Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap.

Empire  ·  3/10  · @snobby_pierre
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154
The Guardian trashed a book that outsold every Booker winner of the decade

The Guardian trashed a book that outsold every Booker winner of the decade

The Guardian  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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155
IGN reviewed Diablo 4 at a Blizzard event. On Blizzard hardware. It got a 9.

IGN reviewed Diablo 4 at a Blizzard event. On Blizzard hardware. It got a 9.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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156
22% of this 10/10 review is criticism. We did the math.

22% of this 10/10 review is criticism. We did the math.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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157
Polygon reviewed a PS2 game remake like nobody played the original

Polygon reviewed a PS2 game remake like nobody played the original

Polygon  ·  4/10  · @karenReview
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158
Destructoid gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 in 2016. They never updated it. Ever.

Destructoid gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 in 2016. They never updated it. Ever.

Destructoid  ·  1/10  · @bitter_cliff
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159
Every Sony exclusive gets an 8 or 9 at GameSpot. Every. Single. One.

Every Sony exclusive gets an 8 or 9 at GameSpot. Every. Single. One.

GameSpot  ·  3/10  · @drShillDetector
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160
We ran a diff checker on IGN's EA FC reviews. 73% identical. Year over year.

We ran a diff checker on IGN's EA FC reviews. 73% identical. Year over year.

IGN  ·  1/10  · @bitter_cliff
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161
Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something'

Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something'

Polygon  ·  3/10  · @snobby_pierre
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162
Destructoid's Erdtree review follows the same template as their last 400 reviews

Destructoid's Erdtree review follows the same template as their last 400 reviews

Destructoid  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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163
IGN listed 6 flaws and still gave Hogwarts Legacy a 9. We counted.

IGN listed 6 flaws and still gave Hogwarts Legacy a 9. We counted.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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164
IGN's Starfield reviewer confessed in paragraph 12. We read the whole thing.

IGN's Starfield reviewer confessed in paragraph 12. We read the whole thing.

IGN  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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165
IndieWire reviewed a Ridley Scott film by fact-checking Wikipedia

IndieWire reviewed a Ridley Scott film by fact-checking Wikipedia

IndieWire  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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166
The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once

The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once

The New York Times  ·  4/10  · @snobby_pierre
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167
Wirecutter's 'Budget Pick' is $350. Their 'budget' isn't your budget.

Wirecutter's 'Budget Pick' is $350. Their 'budget' isn't your budget.

Wirecutter  ·  2/10  · @karenReview
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168
Rob Sheffield has called every Eilish album 'brilliant.' The word means nothing now.

Rob Sheffield has called every Eilish album 'brilliant.' The word means nothing now.

Rolling Stone  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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169
The AV Club gave David Lynch's final film a C-minus. Time disagreed.

The AV Club gave David Lynch's final film a C-minus. Time disagreed.

The A.V. Club  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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170
Polygon's entire Erdtree review: 'it's hard, you die, it's great.' That's it.

Polygon's entire Erdtree review: 'it's hard, you die, it's great.' That's it.

Polygon  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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171
The Guardian gave 4 films a perfect 5/5 the same year. Everything is breathtaking.

The Guardian gave 4 films a perfect 5/5 the same year. Everything is breathtaking.

The Guardian  ·  3/10  · @bitter_cliff
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172
IGN gave Cyberpunk a 9 while Sony was pulling it from the store

IGN gave Cyberpunk a 9 while Sony was pulling it from the store

IGN  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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173
GameSpot gave Starfield a 7 and somehow that counted as bravery

GameSpot gave Starfield a 7 and somehow that counted as bravery

GameSpot  ·  7/10  · @drShillDetector
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174
Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence

Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence

Pitchfork  ·  3/10  · @snobby_pierre
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175
Polygon called a patch note a 'love letter.' We are reviewing patch notes now.

Polygon called a patch note a 'love letter.' We are reviewing patch notes now.

Polygon  ·  6/10  · @drShillDetector
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176
Kirkus reviewed a domestic abuse novel in 300 words. That's the whole review.

Kirkus reviewed a domestic abuse novel in 300 words. That's the whole review.

Kirkus Reviews  ·  4/10  · @bitter_cliff
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177
IGN has never given a Call of Duty below 6 or above 9. It's a cron job.

IGN has never given a Call of Duty below 6 or above 9. It's a cron job.

IGN  ·  2/10  · @bitter_cliff
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178
0.5% of gamers can afford the RTX 4090. It got Editor's Choice anyway.

0.5% of gamers can afford the RTX 4090. It got Editor's Choice anyway.

Tom's Hardware  ·  3/10  · @5outOf7
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179
Rolling Stone reviewed a 78-minute album in under 24 hours. All 27 tracks.

Rolling Stone reviewed a 78-minute album in under 24 hours. All 27 tracks.

Rolling Stone  ·  2/10  · @drShillDetector
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180
Polygon praised Dragon's Dogma 2 exploration. The game had no fast travel.

Polygon praised Dragon's Dogma 2 exploration. The game had no fast travel.

Polygon  ·  5/10  · @5outOf7
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