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VideoGamer gave Resident Evil Requiem a 9/10. The reviewer doesn't have a pulse.
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GameSpot Called Assassin's Creed Shadows' Story 'Muddled and Directionless.' Then Gave It An 8.
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GameSpot gave Borderlands 4 a 7/10 for being 'mechanically sound.' Weeks later GameSpot reported its own Steam revolt.
GameSpot
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2/10
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Kotaku Reviewed Death Stranding 2 For Thousands Of Words And Never Once Landed On A Number
Kotaku
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2/10
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GameSpot Admitted Monster Hunter Wilds "Has Issues," Then Gave It An 8 Anyway
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot reviewed Black Myth: Wukong and admitted the mythology flew over its head.
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot reviewed two episodes of Rings of Power and called it a review.
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Final Fantasy XVI a 9 after filing a bug report with confetti on it.
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Star Fox a 7 while literally saying it couldn't test the online multiplayer.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Death Stranding a 6.8 because the walking simulator involved walking.
IGN
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2/10
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GameSpot called Avowed "woefully balanced" and still gave it a 6/10.
GameSpot
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3/10
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PC Gamer gave Elden Ring a 90 while reviewing a FromSoftware game for being too much like FromSoftware.
PC Gamer
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3/10
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GameSpot gave Mortal Kombat 1 a soft landing on an old blueprint
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Five Nights at Freddy's Movie a 2/10 and called it a review
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot reviewed The Last of Us Part I twice in one trench coat.
GameSpot
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2/10
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Kotaku reviewed Assassin's Creed Shadows like a travel brochure with a controller attached.
Kotaku
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3/10
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GameSpot gave Lego Horizon Adventures a 7 after describing Baby's First RPG with a calculator made of soup.
GameSpot
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3/10
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GameSpot gave 007 First Light an 8 after admitting the driving is almost on rails.
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot watched two episodes of Secret Invasion and saw Andor in the smoke machine.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9/10 after reviewing the version regular humans could not buy.
IGN
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Wild Bastards a 9/10 because apparently a busy ruleset is now a retirement plan.
GameSpot
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3/10
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GamesRadar gave Redfall 4/5 and called it refreshing. The servers needed a wellness check.
GamesRadar
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2/10
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Kotaku reviewed Mina the Hollower like a childhood diary with a controller attached
Kotaku
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3/10
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GameSpot gave Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker a 9 after needing a five-person raid party to review it.
GameSpot
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3/10
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Kotaku reviewed Burger King's Star Wars meal like the drive-thru was Cannes.
Kotaku
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3/10
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IGN called Hogwarts Legacy the RPG they always wanted, then reviewed the wish instead of the game.
IGN
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3/10
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IGN gave Star Wars Battlefront an 8 while listing the missing campaign like it was a decorative pothole.
IGN
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2/10
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GameSpot reviewed Virtua Fighter 5 REVO after declaring lifelong emotional ownership of Virtua Fighter.
GameSpot
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3/10
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GameSpot gave Silent Hill 2 Remake a 9 while admitting the survival horror had too much survival.
GameSpot
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3/10
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IGN described Gollum as a game that does nothing, then still found four points in the couch.
IGN
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2/10
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GameSpot called Kirby and the Forgotten Land the best Kirby yet while leaving 20% of Kirby un-inhaled.
GameSpot
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3/10
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IGN gave Prey a 4/10 because one save file hurt its feelings.
IGN
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2/10
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Kotaku spent 100 hours in Baldur's Gate 3 and still forgot to bring a scorecard.
Kotaku
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4/10
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GameSpot reviewed A Minecraft Movie like a birthday party chaperone with a Warner Bros. lanyard.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN docked Pokémon for having too much water. The region is literally an ocean.
IGN
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Marathon a 9 while the URL still said review-in-progress.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave God Hand a 3/10 because the reviewer got punched by the learning curve.
IGN
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2/10
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Kotaku reviewed Final Fantasy VII Rebirth with preorder links in the bloodstream.
Kotaku
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2/10
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PC Gamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 78 while reviewing the one version that could survive the landing.
PC Gamer
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2/10
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The Verge reviewed Apple Vision Pro like a miracle, then described a $3,499 neck injury.
The Verge
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4/10
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GameSpot gave Agatha All Along an 8 after watching half the season and admitting it might fall apart.
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Devil May Cry Season 2 a 9 after admitting it has no surprises.
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot compared Pikmin 4 to a to-do list, then gave the to-do list an 8.
GameSpot
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3/10
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GamesRadar gave Starfield 5/5 and called it Bethesda's best since Oblivion. The math left the planet.
GamesRadar
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Backyard Baseball '97 an 8 after admitting the remaster forgot to remaster.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Starfield a 7/10, then spent 1,200 words politely orbiting the problem.
IGN
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4/10
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GameSpot reviewed four-sixths of Moon Knight and called it a review.
GameSpot
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IGN gave Alien: Isolation a 5.9 because the alien kept acting like an alien.
IGN
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Pitchfork gave Daft Punk's Discovery a 6.4, then history immediately unplugged their calculator.
Pitchfork
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2/10
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GameSpot gave People of Note a 7/10 and still called out the exact reason it dies after Act 2
GameSpot
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CNET gave the Bose Ultra Open Earbuds an 8/10 for sounding like expensive earrings
CNET
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2/10
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Elden Ring got the same amount of scrutiny as a press release after an IPO
IGN
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2/10
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IGN called The Last of Us Part I definitive, then treated a remake like a clean-room investigation
IGN
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GameSpot’s Vampire Crawlers review is an auto-farm of adjectives
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Anthem a 6.5/10. BioWare gutted itself trying to save it. Then killed it anyway.
IGN
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3/10
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IGN gave No Man's Sky an 8/10. It took Hello Games 8 years to make that true.
IGN
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Red Dead Redemption 2 an 8/10. The Metacritic average was 97.
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Red Dead Redemption 2 an 8/10. The Metacritic average was 97.
GameSpot
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2/10
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Kotaku called Suicide Squad a 'damn good shooter.' Rocksteady's live service lasted 346 days.
Kotaku
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2/10
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Roger Ebert gave Cop and a Half 3.5/4. Half a star less than Schindler's List.
RogerEbert.com
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2/10
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GameSpot titled their Dragon Age: The Veilguard review 'Return to Form.' EA fired BioWare's writers three months later.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Madden NFL 24 a 7/10. Just like Madden 23. And Madden 22. And Madden 21.
IGN
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2/10
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Variety called Joker: Folie à Deux 'bolder than the original.' Audiences gave it a D CinemaScore.
Variety
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2/10
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Game Informer gave Marvel's Avengers an 8/10. Square Enix sold the studio.
Game Informer
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2/10
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GameSpot called Pokémon Scarlet/Violet 'undercooked' and gave it an 8/10 anyway
GameSpot
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2/10
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Kotaku called Final Fantasy XVI 'the best Final Fantasy in ages.' Square Enix lost $2 billion in market cap.
Kotaku
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2/10
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GameSpot gave No Man's Sky a 7/10. PlayStation had to rewrite their refund policy because of it.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Metal Gear Solid V a 10/10. Konami had fired its director two months earlier.
IGN
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2/10
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Pitchfork gave Liz Phair a 0.0. Her previous album got a 9.0 from them.
Pitchfork
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1/10
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GameSpot gave The Flash a 6/10. Phil Owen did not mention its star had felony charges pending.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Watch Dogs an 8.4/10. The most documented graphical downgrade in gaming history is not mentioned once.
IGN
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2/10
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Roger Ebert gave Speed 2: Cruise Control three stars. It won the Razzie for Worst Picture.
RogerEbert.com
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2/10
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The Guardian gave Dune: Part Two 5 stars and forgot to review the movie
The Guardian
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3/10
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IGN gave Overwatch a 9.4/10. Blizzard thanked them by deleting the game.
IGN
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3/10
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Pitchfork gave Jet's Shine On a 0.0. The 'review' was a video of a chimpanzee.
Pitchfork
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2/10
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Kotaku called Concord 'a damn fine shooter.' It was shut down 14 days after launch.
Kotaku
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1/10
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Polygon gave Bayonetta 2 a 7.5. The Metacritic average was 91.
Polygon
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2/10
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Polygon gave SimCity 9.5/10. Then 8.0. Then lower. The servers were down the whole time.
Polygon
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2/10
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Empire gave Indiana Jones 5 four stars. Disney lost $100 million on it.
Empire
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2/10
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Eurogamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 'Recommended.' Sony pulled it from the PlayStation Store.
Eurogamer
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2/10
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Eurogamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 'Recommended.' Sony pulled it from the PlayStation Store.
Eurogamer
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2/10
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IGN gave the Halo TV show a 7/10. Master Chief takes off his helmet in episode 1.
IGN
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2/10
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IGN gave the Halo TV show a 7/10. Master Chief takes off his helmet in episode 1.
IGN
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2/10
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84
Rolling Stone gave Metallica's St. Anger 4/5 stars. The snare drum got a 0.
Rolling Stone
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2/10
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GamesRadar gave Skull and Bones 3/5. Ubisoft called it a 'AAAA game.' They were not joking.
GamesRadar
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2/10
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Kotaku Spent 6 Hours Not Getting A Gun In Palworld. The Game Hit 25 Million Players.
Kotaku
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2/10
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PC Gamer gave Marvel's Avengers a 65. Square Enix wrote off $200 million and sold the studio.
PC Gamer
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3/10
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Forbes called Madame Web 'a unique addition to the Marvel universe.' Sony shelved the entire Spider-Verse.
Forbes
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1/10
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GameSpot gave Battlefield 2042 a 7/10. GameSpot then reported on its 33,000 negative Steam reviews.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Halo Infinite an 8. Co-op took eleven months to ship. The DLC never did.
IGN
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3/10
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IGN gave Gotham Knights a 7. The 'next-gen only' PS5 game runs at 30fps.
IGN
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2/10
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IGN gave Forspoken a 6/10. Square Enix folded the studio.
IGN
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3/10
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93
IGN gave Gotham Knights a 7. The 'next-gen only' PS5 game runs at 30fps.
IGN
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2/10
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Variety called Cats 'a purr-fectly bizarre experience.' It earned a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes and torched Universal's awards budget.
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 7/10 on PC. Sony pulled it from the PS Store 48 hours later.
GameSpot
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2/10
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Kotaku recommended Starfield. Bethesda's concurrent players dropped 75% in six weeks.
Kotaku
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2/10
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Rolling Stone gave Chinese Democracy 4/5 stars. Axl Rose took 17 years to make it.
Rolling Stone
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2/10
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IGN gave Diablo Immortal a 7. It costs $110,000 to max your character.
IGN
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1/10
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IGN gave Overwatch 2 an 8/10. Blizzard deleted the game you already paid $40 for to make it happen.
IGN
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2/10
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100
The New York Times gave Guy Fieri's restaurant zero stars. The review became more famous than the restaurant.
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4/10
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101
GameSpot gave Concord a 7/10. Sony pulled the servers 12 days later.
GameSpot
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2/10
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GameSpot gave Concord a 7/10. Sony pulled the servers 12 days later.
GameSpot
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2/10
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103
IGN gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a 7.7. BioWare Montreal was dissolved four months later.
IGN
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2/10
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IGN gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a 7.7. BioWare Montreal was dissolved four months later.
IGN
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2/10
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105
IGN gave Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League a 5. Rocksteady's Arkham trilogy averaged 9.3.
IGN
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4/10
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106
IGN gave Pokémon Sword and Shield a 9.3. Fans had been building their teams since 2013.
IGN
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3/10
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107
Polygon gave Mass Effect Andromeda a 7.5. BioWare Montreal was dissolved three months later.
Polygon
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2/10
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108
Polygon gave Mass Effect Andromeda a 7.5. BioWare Montreal was dissolved three months later.
Polygon
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2/10
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109
The Verge called Apple Vision Pro 'a remarkable achievement.' Apple slashed production within months.
The Verge
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3/10
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110
IGN gave Anthem a 6.8. The game shut down. The studio almost followed.
IGN
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2/10
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IGN gave Redfall a 6/10. Microsoft shut down Arkane Austin 12 months later.
IGN
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2/10
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112
Polygon gave No Man's Sky an 8. Sean Murray went into hiding for months.
Polygon
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2/10
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113
GameSpot called Aquaman 2 'A Better Ending Than The DCEU Deserves' and gave it 8/10.
GameSpot
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2/10
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114
GameSpot called Aquaman 2 'A Better Ending Than The DCEU Deserves' and gave it 8/10.
GameSpot
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2/10
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115
GameSpot scored Halo Infinite's campaign 9/10. Co-op wouldn't ship for another 8 months.
GameSpot
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2/10
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116
The Hollywood Reporter called The Flash a 'crowd-pleaser.' WB buried it 90 days later.
The Hollywood Reporter
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1/10
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117
Kotaku 'Liked' Forspoken. Square Enix dissolved the developer four months later.
Kotaku
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2/10
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118
Polygon gave Doom (2016) an 8.5 and also published 30 minutes of footage proving they couldn't play it
Polygon
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3/10
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119
Engadget gave the Galaxy Note 7 a 91/100. Three weeks later it was banned from airplanes.
Engadget
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1/10
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120
GameSpot gave The Marvels a 7/10. It became the biggest MCU flop of all time.
GameSpot
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2/10
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IGN gave Immortals of Aveum an 8/10. The studio laid off 45% of its staff 23 days later.
IGN
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2/10
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IGN gave Pokemon Omega Ruby a 7.8. The deduction was for 'too much water.'
IGN
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1/10
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GameSpot gave Kane & Lynch a 6/10. Then they edited the review. Then they fired the reviewer.
GameSpot
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2/10
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124
Kotaku Published A 'Not A Review' Of Hogwarts Legacy. Their Own URL Has 'Review' In It.
Kotaku
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2/10
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125
The Guardian gave Madame Web 3 stars. Sony's web caught another critic.
The Guardian
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2/10
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126
Pitchfork gave Liz Phair's album a 0.0. The lead single went top 40.
Pitchfork
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1/10
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Roger Ebert gave Speed 2 three stars. The Razzies gave it Worst Sequel.
RogerEbert.com
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1/10
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128
IGN gave Dragon Age: The Veilguard a 9. EA fired the studio.
IGN
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2/10
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129
Pitchfork gave Greta Van Fleet a 1.6. The decimal point is doing more work than the band.
Pitchfork
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2/10
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130
IGN gave Star Wars Outlaws a 7. Ubisoft's stock cratered 20% the next month.
IGN
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2/10
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131
Polygon gave Persona 5 a 7.5. Metacritic average is 93. The math ain't mathing.
Polygon
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2/10
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132
Edge gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9/10 before anyone could play it on console.
GamesRadar
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2/10
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133
IGN gave Skull and Bones a 6. Ubisoft called it a 'AAAA' game.
IGN
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2/10
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134
Empire gave Indiana Jones 5 three stars. Disney lost $100 million.
Empire
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3/10
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135
GameInformer gave Starfield 9.25/10. GameStop owned the magazine. Now it's dead.
GameInformer
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2/10
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Pitchfork 'reviewed' Jet's album with a monkey peeing in its own mouth. Zero words. They got paid.
Pitchfork
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2/10
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137
The Guardian gave Tears of the Kingdom 5 stars. They gave Breath of the Wild 5 stars. It's the same map.
The Guardian
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3/10
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138
IGN gave Diablo IV a 9. It took Blizzard a year to earn it.
IGN
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3/10
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139
Kotaku 'Liked' Pokemon Scarlet/Violet. At 15 FPS, the math ain't mathing.
Kotaku
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2/10
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140
Kotaku 'Liked' Anthem. BioWare liked it so much they killed it.
Kotaku
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2/10
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141
Polygon reviewed Hogwarts Legacy but forgot to review the game.
Polygon
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2/10
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142
IGN gave Starfield a 7. That's literally their average score.
IGN
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5/10
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143
GameSpot gave Days Gone a 5/10. It sold 9 million copies.
GameSpot
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3/10
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144
IGN gave Battlefield 2042 a 7. The player count dropped 90% in three months.
IGN
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2/10
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145
IGN gave Evolve a 9. It evolved into a free-to-play game, then evolved into nothing.
IGN
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2/10
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IGN gave God Hand a 3/10. The user score is 8.3. That's not a gap, that's a canyon.
IGN
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1/10
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@5outOf7
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147
IGN gave Marvel's Avengers a 7. Square Enix shut it down and wrote off the entire project.
IGN
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2/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
148
IGN gave The Last of Us Part II a 10. The user score is 5.7.
IGN
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
149
GameSpot gave Madame Web a 6/10. The math ain't mathing.
GameSpot
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2/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
150
IGN gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9. Sony gave it a refund.
IGN
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2/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
151
IGN gave Concord a 7. It was dead in 14 days.
IGN
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1/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
152
IGN gave Death Stranding a 6.8. The decimal point was doing heavy lifting.
IGN
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
153
Kotaku reviewed 2024's highest-rated user game without giving it a score.
Kotaku
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2/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
154
Kotaku 'Liked' Star Wars Outlaws. 834 Steam players on launch day had other plans.
Kotaku
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2/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
155
Polygon docked Bayonetta 2 points because the protagonist was too sexy.
Polygon
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2/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
156
Kotaku called the best-selling game of 2024 'forgettable.' 20 million buyers disagree.
Kotaku
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2/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
157
GameSpot's Borderlands review is somehow more forgettable than the movie
GameSpot
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
158
IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in.
IGN
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1/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
159
IGN gave Suicide Squad a 5 and every negative came with a 'but'
IGN
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4/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
160
Kirkus recommended Fourth Wing while listing zero things it does well
Kirkus Reviews
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7/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
161
'Marathon fucking rules' is not a review, Kotaku. It's a bumper sticker.
Kotaku
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4/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
162
Screen Rant credited the director for the cinematography. Different job, Screen Rant.
Screen Rant
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3/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
163
16 Stephen King books, 16 starred reviews. Kirkus hasn't blinked since 2010.
Kirkus Reviews
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
164
The internet mocked this 85-year-old's Olive Garden review. Bourdain didn't.
Grand Forks Herald
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8/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
165
MKBHD called it the worst product he ever reviewed. The company cried.
MKBHD
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8/10
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@karenReview
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votes
166
GameSpot gave The Acolyte an 8. It was cancelled after one season.
GameSpot
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1/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
167
IGN reviewed a different Dragon's Dogma 2 than the one you bought
IGN
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2/10
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@karenReview
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votes
168
Kotaku is mad that Resident Evil feels like Resident Evil. In 2026.
Kotaku
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6/10
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@karenReview
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votes
169
The Verge gave a 7/10 to a $3,500 headset most buyers returned
The Verge
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3/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
170
11 negative sentences, 1 positive sentence, and Pitchfork gave it a 6.0
Pitchfork
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
171
Empire listed 3 flaws and gave Dune Part Two a 5/5 anyway
Empire Magazine
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
172
GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue.
GameSpot
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5/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
173
Kotaku published a full review of a game they couldn't finish. Literally.
Kotaku
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3/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
174
Eater's Best Restaurants list never mentions prices. Not once. Ever.
Eater
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3/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
175
Kotaku's Nioh 3 review argues with itself for 1,500 words. Both sides lose.
Kotaku
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5/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
176
IGN reviewed 1,100 episodes of source material without watching any of it
IGN
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2/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
177
A 58-year-old man reviewed Sabrina Carpenter for Rolling Stone and it shows
Rolling Stone
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4/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
178
Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it.
Kotaku
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4/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
179
Empire's George Miller scores average 4.7/5. He could film paint drying.
Empire
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2/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
180
The NYT gave 4 stars to a restaurant 99.7% of readers can't afford
The New York Times
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4/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
181
Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change.
Pitchfork
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2/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
182
The Verge wrote 'we don't know why you'd buy this' and gave it a 7
The Verge
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4/10
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@karenReview
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votes
183
IGN wrote 2,000 words about BG3 without a single negative sentence
IGN
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6/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
184
Consumer Reports tested your mattress with a robot. Not a person. A robot.
Consumer Reports
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3/10
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@karenReview
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votes
185
A 12% Rotten Tomatoes film got a 'Mixed' from THR. Follow the ad money.
The Hollywood Reporter
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2/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
186
We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook
Variety
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8/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
187
IGN and Pokemon: from 'too much water' to whatever this is
IGN
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3/10
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@karenReview
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votes
188
CNET forgot to review the actual phone and had to publish a second article
CNET
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3/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
189
Spider-Man 2 added a second Spider-Man and IGN added two more points
IGN
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2/10
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@karenReview
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votes
190
Autechre spent 30 years being 'too weird.' They made a quiet album. RA punished them.
Resident Advisor
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2/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
191
Rolling Stone reviewed Tyler's real estate. The album was mentioned briefly.
Rolling Stone
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
192
Wired gave a broken $199 gadget a 4/10 because the case is orange
Wired
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2/10
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@karenReview
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votes
193
Eurogamer's thesis: 'It's basically BOTW again.' The score: perfect.
Eurogamer
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4/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
194
IGN said 'charming' 3 times and 'framerate' once. The game ran at 20fps.
IGN
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2/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
195
Empire's reviewer clearly watched The Substance through her fingers
Empire
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5/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
196
IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements
IGN
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4/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
197
IGN's SF6 review has 1 paragraph on fighting and 11 on avatar customization
IGN
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1/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
198
The NYT called American Dirt a 'Homeric epic.' Two weeks later, everyone disagreed.
The New York Times
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2/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
199
120 critics, 47 perfect 10s, and a standard deviation that screams herd
OpenCritic
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4/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
200
IGN buried the MK1 microtransactions in the second-to-last paragraph
IGN
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3/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
201
Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review.
Variety
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5/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
202
600,000 ratings, 4.38 stars, and 23% of reviews say 'nothing new'
Goodreads
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5/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
203
The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012
IGN
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2/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
204
Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave.
RogerEbert.com
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3/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
205
Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap.
Empire
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3/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
206
The Guardian trashed a book that outsold every Booker winner of the decade
The Guardian
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4/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
207
IGN reviewed Diablo 4 at a Blizzard event. On Blizzard hardware. It got a 9.
IGN
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2/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
208
22% of this 10/10 review is criticism. We did the math.
IGN
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
209
Polygon reviewed a PS2 game remake like nobody played the original
Polygon
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4/10
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@karenReview
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votes
210
Destructoid gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 in 2016. They never updated it. Ever.
Destructoid
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1/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
211
Every Sony exclusive gets an 8 or 9 at GameSpot. Every. Single. One.
GameSpot
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3/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
212
We ran a diff checker on IGN's EA FC reviews. 73% identical. Year over year.
IGN
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1/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
213
Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something'
Polygon
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3/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
214
Destructoid's Erdtree review follows the same template as their last 400 reviews
Destructoid
·
4/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
215
IGN listed 6 flaws and still gave Hogwarts Legacy a 9. We counted.
IGN
·
3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
216
IGN's Starfield reviewer confessed in paragraph 12. We read the whole thing.
IGN
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3/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
217
IndieWire reviewed a Ridley Scott film by fact-checking Wikipedia
IndieWire
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2/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
218
The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once
The New York Times
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4/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
219
Wirecutter's 'Budget Pick' is $350. Their 'budget' isn't your budget.
Wirecutter
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2/10
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@karenReview
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votes
220
Rob Sheffield has called every Eilish album 'brilliant.' The word means nothing now.
Rolling Stone
·
3/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
221
The AV Club gave David Lynch's final film a C-minus. Time disagreed.
The A.V. Club
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2/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
222
Polygon's entire Erdtree review: 'it's hard, you die, it's great.' That's it.
Polygon
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3/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
223
The Guardian gave 4 films a perfect 5/5 the same year. Everything is breathtaking.
The Guardian
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3/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
224
IGN gave Cyberpunk a 9 while Sony was pulling it from the store
IGN
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2/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
225
GameSpot gave Starfield a 7 and somehow that counted as bravery
GameSpot
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7/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
226
Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence
Pitchfork
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3/10
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@snobby_pierre
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votes
227
Polygon called a patch note a 'love letter.' We are reviewing patch notes now.
Polygon
·
6/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
228
Kirkus reviewed a domestic abuse novel in 300 words. That's the whole review.
Kirkus Reviews
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4/10
·
@bitter_cliff
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votes
229
IGN has never given a Call of Duty below 6 or above 9. It's a cron job.
IGN
·
2/10
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@bitter_cliff
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votes
230
0.5% of gamers can afford the RTX 4090. It got Editor's Choice anyway.
Tom's Hardware
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3/10
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@5outOf7
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votes
231
Rolling Stone reviewed a 78-minute album in under 24 hours. All 27 tracks.
Rolling Stone
·
2/10
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@drShillDetector
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votes
232
Polygon praised Dragon's Dogma 2 exploration. The game had no fast travel.
Polygon
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5/10
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@5outOf7
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