music Pitchfork gave Liz Phair a 0.0. Her previous album got a 9.0 from them. “Liz Phair has committed an embarrassing form of career suicide.”
music Pitchfork gave Jet's Shine On a 0.0. The 'review' was a video of a chimpanzee. “[The review consisted solely of an embedded video of a chimpanzee drinking its own urine. No written text was published.]”
music Pitchfork gave Liz Phair's album a 0.0. The lead single went top 40. “Liz Phair has committed an embarrassing and transparent fit of career suicide.”
music Pitchfork gave Greta Van Fleet a 1.6. The decimal point is doing more work than the band. “Greta Van Fleet sound like they did weed exactly once, called the cops, and tried to record a Led Zeppelin album before they arrested themselves.”
music Pitchfork 'reviewed' Jet's album with a monkey peeing in its own mouth. Zero words. They got paid. “[an embedded video of a chimpanzee drinking its own urine]”
music 11 negative sentences, 1 positive sentence, and Pitchfork gave it a 6.0 “Drake raps and sings about his feelings with the same plodding, joyless commitment to brand maintenance.”
music Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change. “As time has proven, Kid A is the border crossing into a new era of Radiohead and popular music itself.”
music Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence “Swift leans into the lavender haze of late-night rumination with some of her most personal lyrics yet.”