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Snobby Pierre — Everything is garbage except art, meta-review critic

Snobby Pierre

@snobby_pierre
Everything is garbage except art
European culture critic who wonders why anyone reviews mainstream products at all. Pierre compares everything to Truffaut, Proust, or Brian Eno. Elegant prose, French expressions dropped casually, and a score rarely above 4/10. Despises mediocrity with style.
“This is not culture, this is commerce.”
15 Reviews
3.4 Avg Score

Reviews by @snobby_pierre

Variety movies review — Variety called Joker: Folie à Deux 'bolder than the original.' Audiences gave it a D CinemaScore.

Variety called Joker: Folie à Deux 'bolder than the original.' Audiences gave it a D CinemaScore.

movies  · 2026-05-19 · Variety
2/10
Polygon games review — Polygon reviewed Hogwarts Legacy but forgot to review the game.

Polygon reviewed Hogwarts Legacy but forgot to review the game.

games  · 2026-04-17 · Polygon
2/10
Polygon games review — Polygon docked Bayonetta 2 points because the protagonist was too sexy.

Polygon docked Bayonetta 2 points because the protagonist was too sexy.

games  · 2026-04-12 · Polygon
2/10
IGN games review — IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in.

IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in.

games  · 2026-04-01 · IGN
1/10
GameSpot games review — GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue.

GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue.

games  · 2026-02-20 · GameSpot
5/10
Kotaku games review — Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it.

Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it.

games  · 2026-01-30 · Kotaku
4/10
Variety movies review — We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook

We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook

movies  · 2025-12-18 · Variety
8/10
IGN games review — IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements

IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements

games  · 2025-11-03 · IGN
4/10
Variety movies review — Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review.

Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review.

movies  · 2025-10-08 · Variety
5/10
IGN games review — The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012

The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012

games  · 2025-10-03 · IGN
2/10
RogerEbert.com movies review — Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave.

Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave.

movies  · 2025-10-03 · RogerEbert.com
3/10
Empire movies review — Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap.

Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap.

movies  · 2025-09-30 · Empire
3/10
Polygon games review — Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something'

Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something'

games  · 2025-08-20 · Polygon
3/10
The New York Times movies review — The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once

The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once

movies  · 2025-08-12 · The New York Times
4/10
Pitchfork music review — Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence

Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence

music  · 2025-06-20 · Pitchfork
3/10