IGN gave Star Wars Battlefront an 8 while listing the missing campaign like it was a decorative pothole.
The Original Review
“DICE has made almost exactly the Star Wars multiplayer shooter I’ve always wanted.”
IGN's Star Wars Battlefront review is a fascinating museum exhibit titled Math After Being Hit With A Blaster. Mitch Dyer spends the article carefully inventorying the game's missing single-player campaign, unfocused modes, bad hero modes, spawn-camping, weird performances, poor original score, and expensive cosmetic economy, then walks up to the scoreboard and writes 8/10 with the serene confidence of a man measuring soup with a yardstick. The math aint mathing; it is wearing a stormtrooper helmet backwards and calling it precision optics.
The review's own evidence keeps tackling the score like an Ewok with a tax subpoena. 'No actual single-player campaign' is not a footnote when you are reviewing a full-price Star Wars game; it is the Sarlacc pit in the living room. 'The remainder of Battlefront's modes just feel like unfocused filler, or worse' is the kind of sentence that should drag a score into the swamp, not politely hold the door while an 8 strolls through in a rented tuxedo. This is scoring by vibes, like a calculator powered by John Williams brass hits and launch-day adrenaline.
What makes it classic IGN is the industrial-grade cushion under every criticism. Bad modes become 'messy mountain of modes.' Spawn-camping becomes an 'unfortunate side effect.' Missing campaign becomes 'the catch,' as if the game forgot to include napkins instead of an entire pillar of value. The review keeps describing structural absences with the emotional urgency of someone reviewing a chair and saying, 'Aside from the no-legs situation, it really captures the essence of sitting.' That is not criticism; that is a hostage negotiation with a press embargo.
An 8/10 should mean the reviewer can defend the number without needing a smoke machine and a licensed lightsaber hum. Here, the score reads like IGN's factory default setting for anything with enough brand recognition to survive atmospheric re-entry. The article is well-written sentence by sentence, but the final number turns the whole thing into a spreadsheet crime scene: columns full of complaints, total cell full of confetti. We give this review a 2/10, plus one sympathy point for proving that even in a galaxy far, far away, the review scale still bends toward marketing gravity.


