https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-watched-two-episodes-of-secret/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-watched-two-episodes-of-secret.jpg GameSpot watched two episodes of Secret Invasion and saw Andor in the smoke machine. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-cyberpunk-2077-a-9-10-after-rev/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-cyberpunk-2077-a-9-10-after-rev.jpg IGN gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9/10 after reviewing the version regular humans could not buy. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-wild-bastards-a-9-10-becau/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-wild-bastards-a-9-10-becau.jpg GameSpot gave Wild Bastards a 9/10 because apparently a busy ruleset is now a retirement plan. https://reviewofareview.com/gamesradar-gamesradar-gave-redfall-4-5-and-called-i/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamesradar-gamesradar-gave-redfall-4-5-and-called-i.jpg GamesRadar gave Redfall 4/5 and called it refreshing. The servers needed a wellness check. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-reviewed-mina-the-hollower-like-a/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-reviewed-mina-the-hollower-like-a.jpg Kotaku reviewed Mina the Hollower like a childhood diary with a controller attached https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-final-fantasy-xiv-endwalke/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-final-fantasy-xiv-endwalke.jpg GameSpot gave Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker a 9 after needing a five-person raid party to review it. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-reviewed-burger-king-s-star-wars/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-reviewed-burger-king-s-star-wars.jpg Kotaku reviewed Burger King's Star Wars meal like the drive-thru was Cannes. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-called-hogwarts-legacy-the-rpg-they/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-called-hogwarts-legacy-the-rpg-they.jpg IGN called Hogwarts Legacy the RPG they always wanted, then reviewed the wish instead of the game. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-star-wars-battlefront-an-8-whil/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-star-wars-battlefront-an-8-whil.jpg IGN gave Star Wars Battlefront an 8 while listing the missing campaign like it was a decorative pothole. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-reviewed-virtua-fighter-5-revo/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-reviewed-virtua-fighter-5-revo.jpg GameSpot reviewed Virtua Fighter 5 REVO after declaring lifelong emotional ownership of Virtua Fighter. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-silent-hill-2-remake-a-9-w/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-silent-hill-2-remake-a-9-w.jpg GameSpot gave Silent Hill 2 Remake a 9 while admitting the survival horror had too much survival. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-described-gollum-as-a-game-that-does/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-described-gollum-as-a-game-that-does.jpg IGN described Gollum as a game that does nothing, then still found four points in the couch. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-called-kirby-and-the-forgotten/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-called-kirby-and-the-forgotten.jpg GameSpot called Kirby and the Forgotten Land the best Kirby yet while leaving 20% of Kirby un-inhaled. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-prey-a-4-10-because-one-save-fi/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-prey-a-4-10-because-one-save-fi.jpg IGN gave Prey a 4/10 because one save file hurt its feelings. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-spent-100-hours-in-baldur-s-gate/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-spent-100-hours-in-baldur-s-gate.jpg Kotaku spent 100 hours in Baldur's Gate 3 and still forgot to bring a scorecard. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-reviewed-a-minecraft-movie-like/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-reviewed-a-minecraft-movie-like.jpg GameSpot reviewed A Minecraft Movie like a birthday party chaperone with a Warner Bros. lanyard. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-docked-pok-mon-for-having-too-much-w/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-docked-pok-mon-for-having-too-much-w.png IGN docked Pokémon for having too much water. The region is literally an ocean. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-marathon-a-9-while-the-url/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-marathon-a-9-while-the-url.jpg GameSpot gave Marathon a 9 while the URL still said review-in-progress. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-god-hand-a-3-10-because-the-rev/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-god-hand-a-3-10-because-the-rev.jpg IGN gave God Hand a 3/10 because the reviewer got punched by the learning curve. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-reviewed-final-fantasy-vii-rebirt/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-reviewed-final-fantasy-vii-rebirt.jpg Kotaku reviewed Final Fantasy VII Rebirth with preorder links in the bloodstream. https://reviewofareview.com/pcgamer-pc-gamer-gave-cyberpunk-2077-a-78-while/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pcgamer-pc-gamer-gave-cyberpunk-2077-a-78-while.png PC Gamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 78 while reviewing the one version that could survive the landing. https://reviewofareview.com/verge-the-verge-reviewed-apple-vision-pro-like/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/verge-the-verge-reviewed-apple-vision-pro-like.jpg The Verge reviewed Apple Vision Pro like a miracle, then described a $3,499 neck injury. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-agatha-all-along-an-8-afte/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-agatha-all-along-an-8-afte.jpg GameSpot gave Agatha All Along an 8 after watching half the season and admitting it might fall apart. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-devil-may-cry-season-2-a-9/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-devil-may-cry-season-2-a-9.jpg GameSpot gave Devil May Cry Season 2 a 9 after admitting it has no surprises. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-compared-pikmin-4-to-a-to-do-li/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-compared-pikmin-4-to-a-to-do-li.jpg GameSpot compared Pikmin 4 to a to-do list, then gave the to-do list an 8. https://reviewofareview.com/gamesradar-gamesradar-gave-starfield-5-5-and-called/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamesradar-gamesradar-gave-starfield-5-5-and-called.jpg GamesRadar gave Starfield 5/5 and called it Bethesda's best since Oblivion. The math left the planet. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-backyard-baseball-97-an-8/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-backyard-baseball-97-an-8.jpg GameSpot gave Backyard Baseball '97 an 8 after admitting the remaster forgot to remaster. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-starfield-a-7-10-then-spent-1-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-starfield-a-7-10-then-spent-1-2.png IGN gave Starfield a 7/10, then spent 1,200 words politely orbiting the problem. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-reviewed-four-sixths-of-moon-kn/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-reviewed-four-sixths-of-moon-kn.jpg GameSpot reviewed four-sixths of Moon Knight and called it a review. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-alien-isolation-a-5-9-because-t/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-alien-isolation-a-5-9-because-t.jpg IGN gave Alien: Isolation a 5.9 because the alien kept acting like an alien. https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-daft-punk-s-discovery-a-6/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-daft-punk-s-discovery-a-6.jpg Pitchfork gave Daft Punk's Discovery a 6.4, then history immediately unplugged their calculator. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-people-of-note-a-7-10-and/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-people-of-note-a-7-10-and.jpg GameSpot gave People of Note a 7/10 and still called out the exact reason it dies after Act 2 https://reviewofareview.com/cnet-cnet-gave-the-bose-ultra-open-earbuds-an/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/cnet-cnet-gave-the-bose-ultra-open-earbuds-an.jpg CNET gave the Bose Ultra Open Earbuds an 8/10 for sounding like expensive earrings https://reviewofareview.com/ign-elden-ring-got-the-same-amount-of-scruti/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-elden-ring-got-the-same-amount-of-scruti.jpg Elden Ring got the same amount of scrutiny as a press release after an IPO https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-called-the-last-of-us-part-i-definit/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-called-the-last-of-us-part-i-definit.jpg IGN called The Last of Us Part I definitive, then treated a remake like a clean-room investigation https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-s-vampire-crawlers-review-is-an/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-s-vampire-crawlers-review-is-an.jpg GameSpot’s Vampire Crawlers review is an auto-farm of adjectives https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-anthem-a-6-5-10-bioware-gutted/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-anthem-a-6-5-10-bioware-gutted.jpg IGN gave Anthem a 6.5/10. BioWare gutted itself trying to save it. Then killed it anyway. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-no-mans-sky/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-no-mans-sky.jpg IGN gave No Man's Sky an 8/10. It took Hello Games 8 years to make that true. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-red-dead-redemption-2-an-8/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-red-dead-redemption-2-an-8.jpg GameSpot gave Red Dead Redemption 2 an 8/10. The Metacritic average was 97. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-red-dead-redemption-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-red-dead-redemption-2.jpg GameSpot gave Red Dead Redemption 2 an 8/10. The Metacritic average was 97. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-suicide-squad-kill-the-justice-league/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-suicide-squad-kill-the-justice-league.jpg Kotaku called Suicide Squad a 'damn good shooter.' Rocksteady's live service lasted 346 days. https://reviewofareview.com/rogerebertcom-roger-ebert-gave-cop-and-a-half-3-5-4-ha/ https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-dragon-age-veilguard/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-dragon-age-veilguard.jpg GameSpot titled their Dragon Age: The Veilguard review 'Return to Form.' EA fired BioWare's writers three months later. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-madden-nfl-24/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-madden-nfl-24.jpg IGN gave Madden NFL 24 a 7/10. Just like Madden 23. And Madden 22. And Madden 21. https://reviewofareview.com/variety-variety-called-joker-folie-deux-bolder-t/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/variety-variety-called-joker-folie-deux-bolder-t.jpg Variety called Joker: Folie à Deux 'bolder than the original.' Audiences gave it a D CinemaScore. https://reviewofareview.com/gameinformer-game-informer-gave-marvel-s-avengers-an/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gameinformer-game-informer-gave-marvel-s-avengers-an.jpg Game Informer gave Marvel's Avengers an 8/10. Square Enix sold the studio. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-called-pok-mon-scarlet-violet-u/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-called-pok-mon-scarlet-violet-u.jpg GameSpot called Pokémon Scarlet/Violet 'undercooked' and gave it an 8/10 anyway https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-called-final-fantasy-xvi-the-best-ff-in/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-called-final-fantasy-xvi-the-best-ff-in.jpg Kotaku called Final Fantasy XVI 'the best Final Fantasy in ages.' Square Enix lost $2 billion in market cap. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-no-mans-sky/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-no-mans-sky.jpg GameSpot gave No Man's Sky a 7/10. PlayStation had to rewrite their refund policy because of it. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-metal-gear-solid-v-a-10-10-kona/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-metal-gear-solid-v-a-10-10-kona.jpg IGN gave Metal Gear Solid V a 10/10. Konami had fired its director two months earlier. https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-liz-phair-a-0-0-her-previ/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-liz-phair-a-0-0-her-previ.jpg Pitchfork gave Liz Phair a 0.0. Her previous album got a 9.0 from them. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-the-flash/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-the-flash.jpg GameSpot gave The Flash a 6/10. Phil Owen did not mention its star had felony charges pending. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-watch-dogs-2014/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-watch-dogs-2014.jpg IGN gave Watch Dogs an 8.4/10. The most documented graphical downgrade in gaming history is not mentioned once. https://reviewofareview.com/rogerebertcom-roger-ebert-gave-speed-2-cruise-control/ https://reviewofareview.com/guardian-the-guardian-gave-dune-part-two-5-stars/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/guardian-the-guardian-gave-dune-part-two-5-stars.jpg The Guardian gave Dune: Part Two 5 stars and forgot to review the movie https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-overwatch-a-9-4-10-blizzard-tha/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-overwatch-a-9-4-10-blizzard-tha.jpg IGN gave Overwatch a 9.4/10. Blizzard thanked them by deleting the game. https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-jet-s-shine-on-a-0-0-the/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-jet-s-shine-on-a-0-0-the.png Pitchfork gave Jet's Shine On a 0.0. The 'review' was a video of a chimpanzee. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-called-concord-a-damn-fine-shoote/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-called-concord-a-damn-fine-shoote.jpg Kotaku called Concord 'a damn fine shooter.' It was shut down 14 days after launch. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-polygon-gave-bayonetta-2-a-7-5-the-metac/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-polygon-gave-bayonetta-2-a-7-5-the-metac.png Polygon gave Bayonetta 2 a 7.5. The Metacritic average was 91. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-simcity-2013/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-simcity-2013.png Polygon gave SimCity 9.5/10. Then 8.0. Then lower. The servers were down the whole time. https://reviewofareview.com/empire-empire-gave-indiana-jones-5-four-stars-d/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/empire-empire-gave-indiana-jones-5-four-stars-d.jpg Empire gave Indiana Jones 5 four stars. Disney lost $100 million on it. https://reviewofareview.com/eurogamer-cyberpunk-2077/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/eurogamer-cyberpunk-2077.jpg Eurogamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 'Recommended.' Sony pulled it from the PlayStation Store. https://reviewofareview.com/eurogamer-eurogamer-gave-cyberpunk-2077-recommende/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/eurogamer-eurogamer-gave-cyberpunk-2077-recommende.jpg Eurogamer gave Cyberpunk 2077 'Recommended.' Sony pulled it from the PlayStation Store. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-halo-tv-series/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-halo-tv-series.jpg IGN gave the Halo TV show a 7/10. Master Chief takes off his helmet in episode 1. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-the-halo-tv-show-a-7-10-master/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-the-halo-tv-show-a-7-10-master.jpg IGN gave the Halo TV show a 7/10. Master Chief takes off his helmet in episode 1. https://reviewofareview.com/rollingstone-rolling-stone-gave-metallica-s-st-anger/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/rollingstone-rolling-stone-gave-metallica-s-st-anger.jpg Rolling Stone gave Metallica's St. Anger 4/5 stars. The snare drum got a 0. https://reviewofareview.com/gamesradar-skull-and-bones/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamesradar-skull-and-bones.jpg GamesRadar gave Skull and Bones 3/5. Ubisoft called it a 'AAAA game.' They were not joking. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-spent-6-hours-not-getting-a-gun-i/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-spent-6-hours-not-getting-a-gun-i.jpg Kotaku Spent 6 Hours Not Getting A Gun In Palworld. The Game Hit 25 Million Players. https://reviewofareview.com/pcgamer-pc-gamer-gave-marvel-s-avengers-a-65-squ/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pcgamer-pc-gamer-gave-marvel-s-avengers-a-65-squ.jpg PC Gamer gave Marvel's Avengers a 65. Square Enix wrote off $200 million and sold the studio. https://reviewofareview.com/forbes-forbes-called-madame-web-a-unique-additi/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/forbes-forbes-called-madame-web-a-unique-additi.jpg Forbes called Madame Web 'a unique addition to the Marvel universe.' Sony shelved the entire Spider-Verse. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-battlefield-2042/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-battlefield-2042.jpg GameSpot gave Battlefield 2042 a 7/10. GameSpot then reported on its 33,000 negative Steam reviews. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-halo-infinite/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-halo-infinite.jpg IGN gave Halo Infinite an 8. Co-op took eleven months to ship. The DLC never did. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-gotham-knights/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-gotham-knights.jpg IGN gave Gotham Knights a 7. The 'next-gen only' PS5 game runs at 30fps. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-forspoken-a-6-square-enix-folded/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-forspoken-a-6-square-enix-folded.jpg IGN gave Forspoken a 6/10. Square Enix folded the studio. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-gotham-knights-a-7-the-next-gen/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-gotham-knights-a-7-the-next-gen.jpg IGN gave Gotham Knights a 7. The 'next-gen only' PS5 game runs at 30fps. https://reviewofareview.com/variety-variety-called-cats-a-purr-fectly-bizarr/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/variety-variety-called-cats-a-purr-fectly-bizarr.jpg Variety called Cats 'a purr-fectly bizarre experience.' It earned a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes and torched Universal's awards budget. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-cyberpunk-2077/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-cyberpunk-2077.jpg GameSpot gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 7/10 on PC. Sony pulled it from the PS Store 48 hours later. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-starfield/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-starfield.jpg Kotaku recommended Starfield. Bethesda's concurrent players dropped 75% in six weeks. https://reviewofareview.com/rollingstone-rolling-stone-gave-chinese-democracy-4-5/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/rollingstone-rolling-stone-gave-chinese-democracy-4-5.jpg Rolling Stone gave Chinese Democracy 4/5 stars. Axl Rose took 17 years to make it. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-diablo-immortal-a-7-it-costs-11/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-diablo-immortal-a-7-it-costs-11.jpg IGN gave Diablo Immortal a 7. It costs $110,000 to max your character. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-overwatch-2-an-8-10-blizzard-de/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-overwatch-2-an-8-10-blizzard-de.jpg IGN gave Overwatch 2 an 8/10. Blizzard deleted the game you already paid $40 for to make it happen. https://reviewofareview.com/newyorktimes-the-new-york-times-gave-guy-fieri-s-rest/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/newyorktimes-the-new-york-times-gave-guy-fieri-s-rest.jpg The New York Times gave Guy Fieri's restaurant zero stars. The review became more famous than the restaurant. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-concord/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-concord.jpg GameSpot gave Concord a 7/10. Sony pulled the servers 12 days later. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-concord-a-7-10-sony-pulled/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-concord-a-7-10-sony-pulled.jpg GameSpot gave Concord a 7/10. Sony pulled the servers 12 days later. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-mass-effect-andromeda-a-7-7-bio/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-mass-effect-andromeda-a-7-7-bio.jpg IGN gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a 7.7. BioWare Montreal was dissolved four months later. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-mass-effect-andromeda-a-7-7-bioware/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-mass-effect-andromeda-a-7-7-bioware.jpg IGN gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a 7.7. BioWare Montreal was dissolved four months later. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-suicide-squad-kill-the-justice/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-suicide-squad-kill-the-justice.jpg IGN gave Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League a 5. Rocksteady's Arkham trilogy averaged 9.3. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-pokemon-sword-shield/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-pokemon-sword-shield.jpg IGN gave Pokémon Sword and Shield a 9.3. Fans had been building their teams since 2013. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-mass-effect-andromeda/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-mass-effect-andromeda.png Polygon gave Mass Effect Andromeda a 7.5. BioWare Montreal was dissolved three months later. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-polygon-gave-mass-effect-andromeda-a-7-5/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-polygon-gave-mass-effect-andromeda-a-7-5.jpg Polygon gave Mass Effect Andromeda a 7.5. BioWare Montreal was dissolved three months later. https://reviewofareview.com/verge-the-verge-called-apple-vision-pro-a-rema/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/verge-the-verge-called-apple-vision-pro-a-rema.jpg The Verge called Apple Vision Pro 'a remarkable achievement.' Apple slashed production within months. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-anthem-a-6-8-bioware-nearly-cl/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-anthem-a-6-8-bioware-nearly-cl.jpg IGN gave Anthem a 6.8. The game shut down. The studio almost followed. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-redfall-a-6-10-microsoft-shut/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-redfall-a-6-10-microsoft-shut.png IGN gave Redfall a 6/10. Microsoft shut down Arkane Austin 12 months later. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-polygon-gave-no-man-s-sky-an-8-sean-murr/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-polygon-gave-no-man-s-sky-an-8-sean-murr.png Polygon gave No Man's Sky an 8. Sean Murray went into hiding for months. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-aquaman-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-aquaman-2.jpg GameSpot called Aquaman 2 'A Better Ending Than The DCEU Deserves' and gave it 8/10. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-called-aquaman-2-a-better-endin/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-called-aquaman-2-a-better-endin.jpg GameSpot called Aquaman 2 'A Better Ending Than The DCEU Deserves' and gave it 8/10. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-halo-infinite/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-halo-infinite.jpg GameSpot scored Halo Infinite's campaign 9/10. Co-op wouldn't ship for another 8 months. https://reviewofareview.com/hollywoodreporter-the-hollywood-reporter-called-the-flash/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/hollywoodreporter-the-hollywood-reporter-called-the-flash.jpg The Hollywood Reporter called The Flash a 'crowd-pleaser.' WB buried it 90 days later. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-liked-forspoken-square-enix-disso/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-liked-forspoken-square-enix-disso.jpg Kotaku 'Liked' Forspoken. Square Enix dissolved the developer four months later. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-doom-2016-gameplay/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-doom-2016-gameplay.jpg Polygon gave Doom (2016) an 8.5 and also published 30 minutes of footage proving they couldn't play it https://reviewofareview.com/engadget-engadget-gave-the-galaxy-note-7-a-91-100/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/engadget-engadget-gave-the-galaxy-note-7-a-91-100.jpg Engadget gave the Galaxy Note 7 a 91/100. Three weeks later it was banned from airplanes. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-the-marvels/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-the-marvels.jpg GameSpot gave The Marvels a 7/10. It became the biggest MCU flop of all time. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-immortals-of-aveum-an-8-10-the/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-immortals-of-aveum-an-8-10-the.jpg IGN gave Immortals of Aveum an 8/10. The studio laid off 45% of its staff 23 days later. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-pokemon-omega-ruby-a-7-8-the-de/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-pokemon-omega-ruby-a-7-8-the-de.jpg IGN gave Pokemon Omega Ruby a 7.8. The deduction was for 'too much water.' https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-kane-lynch-a-6-10-then-edited-the-review/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-kane-lynch-a-6-10-then-edited-the-review.jpg GameSpot gave Kane & Lynch a 6/10. Then they edited the review. Then they fired the reviewer. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-published-a-not-a-review-of-hogwarts-l/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-published-a-not-a-review-of-hogwarts-l.jpg Kotaku Published A 'Not A Review' Of Hogwarts Legacy. Their Own URL Has 'Review' In It. https://reviewofareview.com/guardian-the-guardian-gave-madame-web-3-stars-son/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/guardian-the-guardian-gave-madame-web-3-stars-son.jpg The Guardian gave Madame Web 3 stars. Sony's web caught another critic. https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-liz-phair-s-album-a-0-0-t/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-liz-phair-s-album-a-0-0-t.jpg Pitchfork gave Liz Phair's album a 0.0. The lead single went top 40. https://reviewofareview.com/rogerebertcom-roger-ebert-gave-speed-2-three-stars-the/ https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-dragon-age-the-veilguard-a-9-ea/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-dragon-age-the-veilguard-a-9-ea.jpg IGN gave Dragon Age: The Veilguard a 9. EA fired the studio. https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-greta-van-fleet-a-1-6-the/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-pitchfork-gave-greta-van-fleet-a-1-6-the.jpg Pitchfork gave Greta Van Fleet a 1.6. The decimal point is doing more work than the band. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-star-wars-outlaws-a-7-ubisoft-s/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-star-wars-outlaws-a-7-ubisoft-s.jpg IGN gave Star Wars Outlaws a 7. Ubisoft's stock cratered 20% the next month. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-polygon-gave-persona-5-a-7-5-metacritic/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-polygon-gave-persona-5-a-7-5-metacritic.png Polygon gave Persona 5 a 7.5. Metacritic average is 93. The math ain't mathing. https://reviewofareview.com/gamesradar-edge-gave-cyberpunk-2077-a-9-10-before-a/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamesradar-edge-gave-cyberpunk-2077-a-9-10-before-a.jpg Edge gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9/10 before anyone could play it on console. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-skull-and-bones-a-6-ubisoft-cal/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-skull-and-bones-a-6-ubisoft-cal.jpg IGN gave Skull and Bones a 6. Ubisoft called it a 'AAAA' game. https://reviewofareview.com/empire-empire-gave-indiana-jones-5-three-stars/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/empire-empire-gave-indiana-jones-5-three-stars.jpg Empire gave Indiana Jones 5 three stars. Disney lost $100 million. https://reviewofareview.com/gameinformer-gameinformer-gave-starfield-9-25-10-game/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gameinformer-gameinformer-gave-starfield-9-25-10-game.jpg GameInformer gave Starfield 9.25/10. GameStop owned the magazine. Now it's dead. https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-pitchfork-reviewed-jet-s-album-with-a-mo/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-pitchfork-reviewed-jet-s-album-with-a-mo.png Pitchfork 'reviewed' Jet's album with a monkey peeing in its own mouth. Zero words. They got paid. https://reviewofareview.com/guardian-the-guardian-gave-tears-of-the-kingdom-5/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/guardian-the-guardian-gave-tears-of-the-kingdom-5.jpg The Guardian gave Tears of the Kingdom 5 stars. They gave Breath of the Wild 5 stars. It's the same map. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-diablo-iv-a-9-it-took-blizzard/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-diablo-iv-a-9-it-took-blizzard.jpg IGN gave Diablo IV a 9. It took Blizzard a year to earn it. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-liked-pokemon-scarlet-violet-at-1/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-liked-pokemon-scarlet-violet-at-1.jpg Kotaku 'Liked' Pokemon Scarlet/Violet. At 15 FPS, the math ain't mathing. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-liked-anthem-bioware-liked-it-so/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-liked-anthem-bioware-liked-it-so.jpg Kotaku 'Liked' Anthem. BioWare liked it so much they killed it. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-polygon-reviewed-hogwarts-legacy-but-for/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-polygon-reviewed-hogwarts-legacy-but-for.png Polygon reviewed Hogwarts Legacy but forgot to review the game. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-starfield-a-7-that-s-literally/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-starfield-a-7-that-s-literally.png IGN gave Starfield a 7. That's literally their average score. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-gamespot-gave-days-gone-a-5-10-it-sold-9/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-gamespot-gave-days-gone-a-5-10-it-sold-9.jpg GameSpot gave Days Gone a 5/10. It sold 9 million copies. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-battlefield-2042-a-7-the-player/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-battlefield-2042-a-7-the-player.jpg IGN gave Battlefield 2042 a 7. The player count dropped 90% in three months. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-evolve-a-9-it-evolved-into-a-fr/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-evolve-a-9-it-evolved-into-a-fr.jpg IGN gave Evolve a 9. It evolved into a free-to-play game, then evolved into nothing. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-god-hand-a-3-10-the-user-score/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-god-hand-a-3-10-the-user-score.jpg IGN gave God Hand a 3/10. The user score is 8.3. That's not a gap, that's a canyon. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-marvel-s-avengers-a-7-square-en/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-marvel-s-avengers-a-7-square-en.jpg IGN gave Marvel's Avengers a 7. Square Enix shut it down and wrote off the entire project. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-the-last-of-us-part-ii-a-10-the/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-the-last-of-us-part-ii-a-10-the.jpg IGN gave The Last of Us Part II a 10. The user score is 5.7. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-madame-web/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-madame-web.jpg GameSpot gave Madame Web a 6/10. The math ain't mathing. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-cyberpunk-2077-a-9-sony-gave-it/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-cyberpunk-2077-a-9-sony-gave-it.jpg IGN gave Cyberpunk 2077 a 9. Sony gave it a refund. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-concord/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-concord.jpg IGN gave Concord a 7. It was dead in 14 days. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ign-gave-death-stranding-a-6-8-the-decim/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ign-gave-death-stranding-a-6-8-the-decim.jpg IGN gave Death Stranding a 6.8. The decimal point was doing heavy lifting. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-reviewed-2024-s-highest-rated-use/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-reviewed-2024-s-highest-rated-use.jpg Kotaku reviewed 2024's highest-rated user game without giving it a score. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-star-wars-outlaws/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-star-wars-outlaws.jpg Kotaku 'Liked' Star Wars Outlaws. 834 Steam players on launch day had other plans. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-polygon-docked-bayonetta-2-points-becaus/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-polygon-docked-bayonetta-2-points-becaus.jpg Polygon docked Bayonetta 2 points because the protagonist was too sexy. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-kotaku-called-the-best-selling-game-of-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-kotaku-called-the-best-selling-game-of-2.jpg Kotaku called the best-selling game of 2024 'forgettable.' 20 million buyers disagree. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-borderlands-movie/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-borderlands-movie.jpg GameSpot's Borderlands review is somehow more forgettable than the movie https://reviewofareview.com/ign-hades-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-hades-2.jpg IGN gave Hades II a 6 and Assassin's Creed Mirage an 8. Let that sink in. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-suicide-squad/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-suicide-squad.jpg IGN gave Suicide Squad a 5 and every negative came with a 'but' https://reviewofareview.com/kirkus-fourth-wing/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kirkus-fourth-wing.webp Kirkus recommended Fourth Wing while listing zero things it does well https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-marathon/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-marathon.jpg 'Marathon fucking rules' is not a review, Kotaku. It's a bumper sticker. https://reviewofareview.com/screenrant-furiosa/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/screenrant-furiosa.jpg Screen Rant credited the director for the cinematography. Different job, Screen Rant. https://reviewofareview.com/kirkus-holly-stephen-king/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kirkus-holly-stephen-king.webp 16 Stephen King books, 16 starred reviews. Kirkus hasn't blinked since 2010. https://reviewofareview.com/nyt-olive-garden/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/nyt-olive-garden.jpg The internet mocked this 85-year-old's Olive Garden review. Bourdain didn't. https://reviewofareview.com/mkbhd-humane-ai-pin/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/mkbhd-humane-ai-pin.jpg MKBHD called it the worst product he ever reviewed. The company cried. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-the-acolyte/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-the-acolyte.jpg GameSpot gave The Acolyte an 8. It was cancelled after one season. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-dragons-dogma-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-dragons-dogma-2.jpg IGN reviewed a different Dragon's Dogma 2 than the one you bought https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-resident-evil-requiem/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-resident-evil-requiem.jpg Kotaku is mad that Resident Evil feels like Resident Evil. In 2026. https://reviewofareview.com/theverge-apple-vision-pro/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/theverge-apple-vision-pro.jpg The Verge gave a 7/10 to a $3,500 headset most buyers returned https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-drake-clb/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-drake-clb.png 11 negative sentences, 1 positive sentence, and Pitchfork gave it a 6.0 https://reviewofareview.com/empire-dune-part-two/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/empire-dune-part-two.jpg Empire listed 3 flaws and gave Dune Part Two a 5/5 anyway https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-alan-wake-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-alan-wake-2.jpg GameSpot compared Alan Wake 2 to David Lynch. Lynch would sue. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-high-on-life-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-high-on-life-2.jpg Kotaku published a full review of a game they couldn't finish. Literally. https://reviewofareview.com/eater-best-new-restaurants-2024/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/eater-best-new-restaurants-2024.jpg Eater's Best Restaurants list never mentions prices. Not once. Ever. https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-nioh-3/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-nioh-3.jpg Kotaku's Nioh 3 review argues with itself for 1,500 words. Both sides lose. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-one-piece-live-action/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-one-piece-live-action.jpg IGN reviewed 1,100 episodes of source material without watching any of it https://reviewofareview.com/rollingstone-sabrina-carpenter/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/rollingstone-sabrina-carpenter.jpg A 58-year-old man reviewed Sabrina Carpenter for Rolling Stone and it shows https://reviewofareview.com/kotaku-code-vein-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kotaku-code-vein-2.jpg Kotaku called a game 'comfy' and 'satisfying.' We fell asleep reading it. https://reviewofareview.com/empire-furiosa/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/empire-furiosa.png Empire's George Miller scores average 4.7/5. He could film paint drying. https://reviewofareview.com/nyt-peter-wells-le-coucou/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/nyt-peter-wells-le-coucou.jpg The NYT gave 4 stars to a restaurant 99.7% of readers can't afford https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-radiohead-kid-a-reissue/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-radiohead-kid-a-reissue.jpg Pitchfork gave Kid A a 9.0 in 2000. The reissue got a 10. The music didn't change. https://reviewofareview.com/theverge-meta-quest-3/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/theverge-meta-quest-3.jpg The Verge wrote 'we don't know why you'd buy this' and gave it a 7 https://reviewofareview.com/ign-baldurs-gate-3/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-baldurs-gate-3.jpg IGN wrote 2,000 words about BG3 without a single negative sentence https://reviewofareview.com/consumerreports-mattress/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/consumerreports-mattress.jpg Consumer Reports tested your mattress with a robot. Not a person. A robot. https://reviewofareview.com/hollywoodreporter-madame-web/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/hollywoodreporter-madame-web.jpg A 12% Rotten Tomatoes film got a 'Mixed' from THR. Follow the ad money. https://reviewofareview.com/variety-poor-things/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/variety-poor-things.jpg We found a Variety review that's actually good and we're shook https://reviewofareview.com/ign-pokemon-legends-za/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-pokemon-legends-za.jpg IGN and Pokemon: from 'too much water' to whatever this is https://reviewofareview.com/cnet-galaxy-s24-ultra/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/cnet-galaxy-s24-ultra.jpg CNET forgot to review the actual phone and had to publish a second article https://reviewofareview.com/ign-spider-man-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-spider-man-2.jpg Spider-Man 2 added a second Spider-Man and IGN added two more points https://reviewofareview.com/residentadvisor-autechre-sign/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/residentadvisor-autechre-sign.jpg Autechre spent 30 years being 'too weird.' They made a quiet album. RA punished them. https://reviewofareview.com/rollingstone-tyler-chromakopia/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/rollingstone-tyler-chromakopia.jpg Rolling Stone reviewed Tyler's real estate. The album was mentioned briefly. https://reviewofareview.com/wired-rabbit-r1/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/wired-rabbit-r1.jpg Wired gave a broken $199 gadget a 4/10 because the case is orange https://reviewofareview.com/eurogamer-zelda-totk/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/eurogamer-zelda-totk.jpg Eurogamer's thesis: 'It's basically BOTW again.' The score: perfect. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-pokemon-scarlet-violet/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-pokemon-scarlet-violet.jpg IGN said 'charming' 3 times and 'framerate' once. The game ran at 20fps. https://reviewofareview.com/empire-the-substance/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/empire-the-substance.jpg Empire's reviewer clearly watched The Substance through her fingers https://reviewofareview.com/ign-final-fantasy-16/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-final-fantasy-16.jpg IGN gave an RPG an 8/10 for having great action and no RPG elements https://reviewofareview.com/ign-street-fighter-6/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-street-fighter-6.jpg IGN's SF6 review has 1 paragraph on fighting and 11 on avatar customization https://reviewofareview.com/nyt-american-dirt/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/nyt-american-dirt.jpg The NYT called American Dirt a 'Homeric epic.' Two weeks later, everyone disagreed. https://reviewofareview.com/opencritic-baldurs-gate-3/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/opencritic-baldurs-gate-3.jpg 120 critics, 47 perfect 10s, and a standard deviation that screams herd https://reviewofareview.com/ign-mortal-kombat-1/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-mortal-kombat-1.jpg IGN buried the MK1 microtransactions in the second-to-last paragraph https://reviewofareview.com/variety-conclave/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/variety-conclave.jpg Variety spent 3 paragraphs explaining what a Pope is. In a Conclave review. https://reviewofareview.com/goodreads-atomic-habits/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/goodreads-atomic-habits.jpg 600,000 ratings, 4.38 stars, and 23% of reviews say 'nothing new' https://reviewofareview.com/ign-assassins-creed-mirage/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-assassins-creed-mirage.jpg The Ubisoft 8: IGN's most reliable annual tradition since 2012 https://reviewofareview.com/rogerebert-barbie/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/rogerebert-barbie.jpg Roger Ebert's site gave a Mattel ad 4/4. He's rolling in his grave. https://reviewofareview.com/empire-oppenheimer/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/empire-oppenheimer.jpg Empire gave 11 films a perfect 5/5 in six months. Perfection is cheap. https://reviewofareview.com/guardian-where-the-crawdads-sing/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/guardian-where-the-crawdads-sing.jpg The Guardian trashed a book that outsold every Booker winner of the decade https://reviewofareview.com/ign-diablo-4/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-diablo-4.jpg IGN reviewed Diablo 4 at a Blizzard event. On Blizzard hardware. It got a 9. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-god-of-war-ragnarok/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-god-of-war-ragnarok.jpg 22% of this 10/10 review is criticism. We did the math. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-mgs-delta/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-mgs-delta.jpg Polygon reviewed a PS2 game remake like nobody played the original https://reviewofareview.com/destructoid-no-mans-sky/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/destructoid-no-mans-sky.jpg Destructoid gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 in 2016. They never updated it. Ever. https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-the-last-of-us-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-the-last-of-us-2.jpg Every Sony exclusive gets an 8 or 9 at GameSpot. Every. Single. One. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-ea-fc-25/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-ea-fc-25.jpg We ran a diff checker on IGN's EA FC reviews. 73% identical. Year over year. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-hellblade-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-hellblade-2.png Polygon praised a 5-hour walking simulator for being 'the start of something' https://reviewofareview.com/destructoid-elden-ring-dlc/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/destructoid-elden-ring-dlc.jpg Destructoid's Erdtree review follows the same template as their last 400 reviews https://reviewofareview.com/ign-hogwarts-legacy/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-hogwarts-legacy.jpg IGN listed 6 flaws and still gave Hogwarts Legacy a 9. We counted. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-starfield/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-starfield.png IGN's Starfield reviewer confessed in paragraph 12. We read the whole thing. https://reviewofareview.com/indiewire-napoleon/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/indiewire-napoleon.png IndieWire reviewed a Ridley Scott film by fact-checking Wikipedia https://reviewofareview.com/nyt-oppenheimer/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/nyt-oppenheimer.jpg The NYT reviewed a nuclear bomb movie without mentioning cinema once https://reviewofareview.com/wirecutter-robot-vacuum/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/wirecutter-robot-vacuum.jpg Wirecutter's 'Budget Pick' is $350. Their 'budget' isn't your budget. https://reviewofareview.com/rollingstone-billie-eilish/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/rollingstone-billie-eilish.jpg Rob Sheffield has called every Eilish album 'brilliant.' The word means nothing now. https://reviewofareview.com/avclub-inland-empire/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/avclub-inland-empire.jpg The AV Club gave David Lynch's final film a C-minus. Time disagreed. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-elden-ring-erdtree/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-elden-ring-erdtree.jpg Polygon's entire Erdtree review: 'it's hard, you die, it's great.' That's it. https://reviewofareview.com/guardian-killers-of-the-flower-moon/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/guardian-killers-of-the-flower-moon.jpg The Guardian gave 4 films a perfect 5/5 the same year. Everything is breathtaking. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-cyberpunk-2077/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-cyberpunk-2077.jpg IGN gave Cyberpunk a 9 while Sony was pulling it from the store https://reviewofareview.com/gamespot-starfield/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/gamespot-starfield.jpg GameSpot gave Starfield a 7 and somehow that counted as bravery https://reviewofareview.com/pitchfork-taylor-midnights/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/pitchfork-taylor-midnights.jpg Pitchfork gave Midnights an 8.3 without naming a single influence https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-stardew-valley-16/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-stardew-valley-16.jpg Polygon called a patch note a 'love letter.' We are reviewing patch notes now. https://reviewofareview.com/kirkus-it-ends-with-us/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/kirkus-it-ends-with-us.webp Kirkus reviewed a domestic abuse novel in 300 words. That's the whole review. https://reviewofareview.com/ign-cod-modern-warfare-3/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/ign-cod-modern-warfare-3.jpg IGN has never given a Call of Duty below 6 or above 9. It's a cron job. https://reviewofareview.com/toms-hardware-rtx-4090/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/toms-hardware-rtx-4090.jpg 0.5% of gamers can afford the RTX 4090. It got Editor's Choice anyway. https://reviewofareview.com/rollingstone-beyonce-cowboy-carter/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/rollingstone-beyonce-cowboy-carter.jpg Rolling Stone reviewed a 78-minute album in under 24 hours. All 27 tracks. https://reviewofareview.com/polygon-dragons-dogma-2/ https://reviewofareview.com/images/polygon-dragons-dogma-2.jpg Polygon praised Dragon's Dogma 2 exploration. The game had no fast travel.